Woah... is it, no... it can't be! Did... Emily draw a decent-looking human hand?!
Yes. Don't know how, but I won't question it.
Now, some of you are asking "What the flip is a procrastination anteater?" Allow me to explain.
As I merrily passed alongside some students on my way back to my dorm, I overheard their conversation. It went a little something like this:
"See, procrastination is like an anteater."
"What the f*ck...?"
"Let me finish! It comes along when you're about to do homework or something, then eats up all your memories about essays, exams, and so on."
"... What the f*ck."
"Yeah, I was high when I thought about it."
... I love college.
Anywho, this is Clutch, MY procrastination anteater. Yes, that is my arm. All those freckles are really on my arm.
Yes, I know that anteaters don't have white noses or freckles and whatnot. I'm a honey badger college student. I don't care, I don't give a sh*t.